kloveyoubye 

"kloveyoubye" is/has been a phrase used by many over phone calls. It is usually uttered as it is written and spoken in the span of about 3/4 of a second. It can be spoken to a close friend, a family member, or even a total stranger if you're not thinking straight.

The phrase typically suggests that one is in a rush, but it may be a result of some other causes:

A: You are in a genuine rush and need to get to the more important task at hand.

B: You know for a fact you have nothing better to do, but you say it at the end just to piss off your friend/loved one.

C: Saying this phrase is simply impulsive in your mind and you will say it to anyone at any time, even if it's in-person. This scenario even accounts for the aforementioned ones.

D: You never use this phrase towards friends or family, but SPECIFICALLY strangers. An odd one, as you wonder whether or not a stranger wants to be farewelled in such a manner.

I would hope that scenarios C and D haven't, don't, and do not EVER fall upon any readers here.

Pronunciation: K-LUV-YOO-BAI

A: "Ope, sorry dad. The feds are here! Kloveyoubye."

B: Friend: "Hey dude, you doing anything today at all?"
Kloveyoubyer: "Nope."
Friend: "Cool, wanna hang later?"
Kloveyoubyer: "Nope. Kloveyoubye."

C: John: "Kloveyoubye."
James: "What?"
John: "Oh sorry, it's a habit."
(They are staring right at each other)

D: Doctor: "Alright, you're good to go. Be sure to stay hydrated and get rested well, and you'll be back on your feet it no time."
Patient: "Kloveyoubye."
Doctor: "?"

kloveyoubye by Diizic March 21, 2024

ILoveyoubye 

Used in couples as a quick goodbye, which in no way shape or form means I love you. Which gets you or your partner off the phone the quickest way possible. It also in NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM means the person really means I love you.

Girl " Ok Well I Gotta go to work ILoveyoubye....click"
Guy: "Um WTF"

Or

Girl: "So I totally was watching tv and I saw the cutest puppy ever and I was like..awwwww..and then I totally..."

Guy: "Yeah ok, I got another call, ILoveyoubye!"...Click

ILoveyoubye by Dirk Diggleler July 18, 2009

loveyoubye

1. a way of saying goodbye quickly and effortlessly

2. a way of getting something that you want more easily

1. yes i'll see you at 3. bye loveyoubye.

2. can i borrow ten pounds please? thanks loveyoubye.

loveyoubye by hardcore-greencore January 6, 2011

Kloveyoubyer

Similar to the phrase "kloveyoubye", a kloveyoubyer is one who would be the type to say the aforementioned phrase at the end of a call, typically signifying that they are in a hurry, have nothing else better to say, or genuinely can't control themselves.

Depending on the situation, a kloveyoubyer may be frowned upon or seen as rude, although it is very common.

Nevertheless, you wouldn't want to be recognized as a kloveyoubyer.

See "kloveyoubye"

That dude is known as a kloveyoubyer by his friends. They notice that he always says it to them over calls, in-person, or even to strangers. Regardless, he is one.

Kloveyoubyer by Diizic March 21, 2024

Toe Rag 

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016