kloveyoubye 

"kloveyoubye" is/has been a phrase used by many over phone calls. It is usually uttered as it is written and spoken in the span of about 3/4 of a second. It can be spoken to a close friend, a family member, or even a total stranger if you're not thinking straight.

The phrase typically suggests that one is in a rush, but it may be a result of some other causes:

A: You are in a genuine rush and need to get to the more important task at hand.

B: You know for a fact you have nothing better to do, but you say it at the end just to piss off your friend/loved one.

C: Saying this phrase is simply impulsive in your mind and you will say it to anyone at any time, even if it's in-person. This scenario even accounts for the aforementioned ones.

D: You never use this phrase towards friends or family, but SPECIFICALLY strangers. An odd one, as you wonder whether or not a stranger wants to be farewelled in such a manner.

I would hope that scenarios C and D haven't, don't, and do not EVER fall upon any readers here.

Pronunciation: K-LUV-YOO-BAI

A: "Ope, sorry dad. The feds are here! Kloveyoubye."

B: Friend: "Hey dude, you doing anything today at all?"
Kloveyoubyer: "Nope."
Friend: "Cool, wanna hang later?"
Kloveyoubyer: "Nope. Kloveyoubye."

C: John: "Kloveyoubye."
James: "What?"
John: "Oh sorry, it's a habit."
(They are staring right at each other)

D: Doctor: "Alright, you're good to go. Be sure to stay hydrated and get rested well, and you'll be back on your feet it no time."
Patient: "Kloveyoubye."
Doctor: "?"

kloveyoubye by Diizic March 21, 2024

ILoveyoubye 

Used in couples as a quick goodbye, which in no way shape or form means I love you. Which gets you or your partner off the phone the quickest way possible. It also in NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM means the person really means I love you.

Girl " Ok Well I Gotta go to work ILoveyoubye....click"
Guy: "Um WTF"

Or

Girl: "So I totally was watching tv and I saw the cutest puppy ever and I was like..awwwww..and then I totally..."

Guy: "Yeah ok, I got another call, ILoveyoubye!"...Click

ILoveyoubye by Dirk Diggleler July 18, 2009

loveyoubye

1. a way of saying goodbye quickly and effortlessly

2. a way of getting something that you want more easily

1. yes i'll see you at 3. bye loveyoubye.

2. can i borrow ten pounds please? thanks loveyoubye.

loveyoubye by hardcore-greencore January 6, 2011

Kloveyoubyer

Similar to the phrase "kloveyoubye", a kloveyoubyer is one who would be the type to say the aforementioned phrase at the end of a call, typically signifying that they are in a hurry, have nothing else better to say, or genuinely can't control themselves.

Depending on the situation, a kloveyoubyer may be frowned upon or seen as rude, although it is very common.

Nevertheless, you wouldn't want to be recognized as a kloveyoubyer.

See "kloveyoubye"

That dude is known as a kloveyoubyer by his friends. They notice that he always says it to them over calls, in-person, or even to strangers. Regardless, he is one.

Kloveyoubyer by Diizic March 21, 2024