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Friend: Huh? What?!
Me: I learned from my mother how to knit when I was a child đŸ™„
ILFMM by Freaky Knitting February 21, 2025
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iLemming 

Lemming is a term originally coined by the fashion world in the late 90s that is used to describe a person who's purchases are based on hype alone. They are a member of a crowd with no originality or voice of their own and blindly speaks or religiously repeats only what they have been told. Related to the lemming of the nature world (a small monkey/rodent): if one of the lemmings jumps off a cliff, they all do.

An iLemming is a term used to encapsulate the essence behind all the apple fanatics, who not only live in an apple reality distortion field, but, find it impossible to hear any criticism towards apple and believe apple, a billion dollar corporation, can do no wrong. Related to the PC and microsoft nerds from the 1980s (who are on the international endangered species list)
"that guy is a total iLemming"

"why?"

"he thinks the sun shines out of Steve Jobs Arse"
iLemming by Philk March 3, 2008
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ilmm by tipnicky June 29, 2023
i really like you, ilymmo
ilymmo by Nyahahaha June 22, 2008
an absolute weirdo, but laughs at everything. she has around 4 friends and her best friends name begins with s. ilemm can be either extremely ugly or very beautiful, there is no in between.
person 1:oh my days you are being so weird

person 2: am i being a ilemm
ilemm by reeeeeepetal777 June 3, 2020
Ilmm that’s not my man but is
ilmm by Stsu March 6, 2023

Ilymmitailysmfmdmm 

Megaschling will kill u all im horny admit it u know i love it yum yum this word means one being extremely horny to the point if explosion of the human race until megamind comes alive and rules everyone with me MEGASCHLONG MEGAHOE MEGATRON ETC.... BY HIS SIDE.
Ilymmitailysmfmdmm I love u guys so much omg fuck me daddy
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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