ifpology

A non-apology where the apologizer seeks to put the onus for an offense on those offended, and the word "if" sets a condition by which they are not really sorry. A form of fauxpology.

"I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my slur."
"So, if no one was offended, that makes it okay, and you're not sorry? Classic ifpology."

by Bryianzum January 31, 2018

Iffology

IF you had a way to describe it, IF you could, this would be one hell of a IF. IF is another presumption of a maybe habbening or IF it could happen. Either way, its IFFY but it could be or not be. Confused yet? It has a probability factor of 42 IF it happens, then it does, but never always more like a maybe, 50/50 chance definite.

Someone who wants something to happen, attempts to will it to life using the word IF, alot, and I mean ALOT.

IF that could happen to ole joey bag of doughnuts it could happen to anyone pete!

SHUT UP KAREN, it never can happen to him, quit being a IFFOLOGIST for pete's sake.
Ok ok ok, but IF it did happen, it could turn out bad or good.
IF IF IF IF, just let it happen...

Well shit guys its a cool word but its all i can come up with. IF I could do better, I would do better but IF I have a next time.. I will stop being fluent in iffology.

by Wise White Man March 25, 2022

iPology

Feeling like you need to apologize for some lame song on your iPod that means something to you but others ridicule.

I make no iPology for listening to Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.

by hobbes1030 March 8, 2009

iPology

What you do after you mis- or drunk-text somebody.

I had to iPologize to Chris after texting from the bachelors' party last night!

My iPology was accepted following the "night I don't remember!"

by Injeanuity February 21, 2010

iPology

Spontaneous display of remorse following the confiscation of a teenager's e-gadget.

David was never going to see his iPod again unless he offered his mom an iPology for his behavior.

by Suburban Kamikaze December 27, 2010