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Vegetarian Hot Lunch

Sexual fetish wherein one partner places plastic wrap over another's mouth and procedes to defecate in their mouth. A cleaner variation of Hot Lunch.
"This time I kissed her afterwards because she had the vegetarian hot lunch."
by Bryianzum April 25, 2006
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nose miner

One who spends copious amounts of time picking their nose.
Oy, get your finger out of there you little nose miner!
by Bryianzum April 12, 2008
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rhinotillexis

The act of picking one's nose. (From Greek, rhino (nose) + tillexis (habit of picking)
Teacher: Well, Jonathan hasn't exactly endeared himself to his classmates with his rhinotillexis.
Mother: Oh my, I didn't realize it was so serious.
Teacher: It means nose-picking.
Mother: Oh. Elitist snob.
Teacher: Thank you.
by Bryianzum April 12, 2008
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Top-rated motherfucker

The person that, in each Urban Dictionary word or phrase, is featured as the top definition thanks to the popular votes he or she has received.
A Pink Floyd Fan is someone who likes Pink Floyd music, INCLUDING The Wall, for it doesn't mean that it is bad solely because it is popular, you top-rated motherfucker.
by Bryianzum March 21, 2009
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Pink Floyd Fan

Someone who likes Pink Floyd enough to fit under the definition of being a fanatic (which is commonly shortened into 'fan'). Casual listeners who can't even properly name the songs they like need not apply.

See also 'Fan':
–noun
an enthusiastic devotee, follower, or admirer of a sport, pastime, celebrity, etc.

Antonym:

Casual listener.
Poser #1: ANYONE WHO LIKES ONE SONG BY A BAND IS A FAN.

Pink Floyd Fan: Actually, if you use the English language and abide by the use of the word 'fan', you have to be an enthusiast to call yourself one. Enthusiasts know the song by name, not by the catchy chorus, just like they know the band by their catalog, not by the singles.

Poser #2: YOU SAID ALL POPULAR MUSIC IS BAD AND I CAN'T USE PROPER GRAMMAR.

Pink Floyd Fan: Actually, I don't have any problems with popular music, I just have problems with people who talk about how much they love a band when they only know five of their songs. And if you can't grasp grammar, don't attempt to define words and phrases in a public forum.
by Bryianzum March 21, 2009
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Lunger

A person suffering from chronic lung disease.
Doc Holliday: (coughs) Now Ed, are we cross?
Ed Bailey: Without them guns, you're nothing but a skinny lunger...
by Bryianzum August 26, 2008
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puss rag

One who is lower in social status or momentary import than an average person behaving like a 'pussy'.
Bobby: Come on, one of you chuck that cherry bomb in the toilet!
Timmy: We'll get in trouble!
Bobby: Don't be a pussy, dude...
Jimmy: What if it catastrophically affects the plumbing?
Bobby: ...don't be a puss rag, chuck it!
by Bryianzum June 5, 2015
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