Teacher: Well, Jonathan hasn't exactly endeared himself to his classmates with his rhinotillexis.
Mother: Oh my, I didn't realize it was so serious.
Teacher: It means nose-picking.
Mother: Oh. Elitist snob.
Teacher: Thank you.
Mother: Oh my, I didn't realize it was so serious.
Teacher: It means nose-picking.
Mother: Oh. Elitist snob.
Teacher: Thank you.
by Bryianzum April 12, 2008
One who is lower in social status or momentary import than an average person behaving like a 'pussy'.
Bobby: Come on, one of you chuck that cherry bomb in the toilet!
Timmy: We'll get in trouble!
Bobby: Don't be a pussy, dude...
Jimmy: What if it catastrophically affects the plumbing?
Bobby: ...don't be a puss rag, chuck it!
Timmy: We'll get in trouble!
Bobby: Don't be a pussy, dude...
Jimmy: What if it catastrophically affects the plumbing?
Bobby: ...don't be a puss rag, chuck it!
by Bryianzum June 05, 2015
Sexual fetish wherein one partner places plastic wrap over another's mouth and procedes to defecate in their mouth. A cleaner variation of Hot Lunch.
by Bryianzum April 25, 2006
A non-apology where the apologizer seeks to put the onus for an offense on those offended, and the word "if" sets a condition by which they are not really sorry. A form of fauxpology.
"I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my slur."
"So, if no one was offended, that makes it okay, and you're not sorry? Classic ifpology."
"So, if no one was offended, that makes it okay, and you're not sorry? Classic ifpology."
by Bryianzum January 31, 2018
The person that, in each Urban Dictionary word or phrase, is featured as the top definition thanks to the popular votes he or she has received.
A Pink Floyd Fan is someone who likes Pink Floyd music, INCLUDING The Wall, for it doesn't mean that it is bad solely because it is popular, you top-rated motherfucker.
by Bryianzum March 21, 2009
by Bryianzum April 12, 2008
Lee: Are you more of a social butterfly, or a social chameleon?
Terry: I float through most groups like a butterfly, but I adapt to friends like a chameleon.
Rex: TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS, HUH? WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAR I BOUGHT TODAY…
Lee: No thanks… social barbarian.
Terry: I float through most groups like a butterfly, but I adapt to friends like a chameleon.
Rex: TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS, HUH? WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAR I BOUGHT TODAY…
Lee: No thanks… social barbarian.
by Bryianzum May 20, 2025