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I'd Fuck If I'm Drunk. A girl that is normally cute, but needs the extra push of alcohol to be considered as fuck material.
Guy 1: She looks pretty good tonight
Guy 2: Yeah, I don't know. Definite ifiid.
IFIID by CasualBro March 17, 2011
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meme-ified 

To be turned into an internet meme through popularization and circulation, such as Stare Dad or Pedobear of the funnyjunk community.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you see the new Fuck Yea comic?

Guy 2: Yea dude, that shit has been hilarious ever since the first was meme-ified.
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1. Inane use of a smartphone to pass time or avoid eye contact in awkward public situations.
"She kept iFidgeting when I was over there, so asking for her digits was a foregone conclusion."
iFidget by winningmormon April 8, 2012

damn-ified 

a combination of being mortified and wanting to say damn at the same time
Daniel, i'm damn-ified by your white vans
damn-ified by frenchfries82 February 19, 2019

Billy Mayes-ified 

To make something bland look very entising and amazing, most likely throwing in random facts and strange offers that have nothing to do with the product or service, in order to convince someone to do something.
He totally Billy Mayes-ified me into going to that party!

Watch, and be Billy Mayes-ified!!

I was almost Billy Mayes-ified by that comercial.

Dont be Billy Mayes-ified by him, it really sucks.
Billy Mayes-ified by bored7 July 6, 2009

Johnny Marr-ified 

Once Johnny Marr colaborates with an indie band, the band's quality greatly improves, but their lifespan may become shorter.
Ever since Modest Mouse was Johnny Marr-ified, they've been better. But I'm worried they'll break up soon.
A suffix that can be put into any word to add empasis (crappified, balloonified)
-ified examples
He looks crappified.
Those breasts are balloonified.
-ified by Yummymummy October 3, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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