Flat Top

An act committed by a dominant gay male, or a top, whereby he sneaks his hot dog in-between your buns by planking on your back; fully erect.

The flat top is considered to be one of the most daring and skillful planking maneuvers, as well as one of the most demeaning gay sex acts.

Guy 1: "I passed out drunk on the yard last night while taking a piss, and Chris took pictures planking on my back naked. On an unrelated note - Jagermeister really makes your asshole hurt in the morning."

Guy 2: "Dude... I saw the pics on Facebook.... you got Flat Topped. The national sexual assault hotline is 1-800-656-HOPE."

by winningmormon October 29, 2014

Street Skeet

The act of running out in traffic and making a masturbatory gesture onto the street as if to release some penis pudding into the path of oncoming cars.

"Dude that Pat kid laid some street skeet right in front of that chick in the Jetta. She even swerved to miss it!"

by winningmormon January 28, 2012

iFidget

1. Inane use of a smartphone to pass time or avoid eye contact in awkward public situations.

"She kept iFidgeting when I was over there, so asking for her digits was a foregone conclusion."

by winningmormon February 15, 2012