Definitions by Yummymummy
Facety
Facety by Yummymummy April 4, 2019
fuck
It can be used as a noun: "Damn! That fuck got away!"
As both a prefix and a suffix to a noun: "Hey, fuckface, are you up for a dogfuck?"
As a verb: "That dog is hot; I'd fuck her like I fucked your mom!"
In Russian Reversal: "In Soviet Russia, goat fucks YOU!!"
As an adjective: "That fucking Protestant won't get away with it."
As a transitive verb: "John fucks Shirley."
As an intransitive verb: "Shirley fucks."
As a place/name: "Oh, I feel so nice in my Fuck"
As a way to command: "Go eat shit fuckers.
As a proper noun: "I am Fuck! Fuck of the Mountain!"
As an adverb: "Hermes traipsed fuckfully through the leafy glade."
As an indefinite pronomina: "How many countries in EU do you know? Man, I don't know fuck!"
An excellent interjection between syllables: Abso-fucking-lutely not. That's de-fucking-licous"
As a substitute for song lyrics you can't remember: "Billie Fuck fuck not my lover, she's just a fuck who fuck that I fuck the fuck. But fuck in the fuck fuck fuck donkey."
As a Holy Word: "Holy Fuck!"
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play Hide-and-go-Fuck-yourself"
Greetings:"Who the fuck are you?"
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression: "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust: "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion: "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Confusion: "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we? In the middle of fucking nowhere!"
Drunk: "Where the fuck am I?"/"Who the fuck am I?"/"What the fuck am I doing?"/"What the fuck did I just do?!"/"...and why the fuck do I have the lyrics to a song called Lambo-Lambo stuck in my head?!"
Lust: "I'll fuck you with a rake."
Disbelief: "Unbe-fucking-lievable!!!"
More Disbelief: "In-fucking-credible"
Anger: "Who fucked me?"
Pain: "Oh, FUCK!"
Pleasure: "Oh, FUCK!"
Starting a relationship: "Let's fuck now!"
Quickly ending the relationship you just started: "Fuck..."
Sincerity: "I fucking love Kamchatka."
Ignorance: "Who the fuck is Alice?"
A fucking cute kitten.
Hate: "You Fuck!"
A poker hand: "A Royal Fuck."
Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy: "Who gives a fuck?"
Carelessness: "Fuck that."
Resignation: "Oh fuck it."
Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions: "Fuck off."
Incestuous: "Mother Fucker."
I have a headache: "Go fuck yourself."
Fatigue: "I'm absolutely fucked."
Nautical: "Fuck the Admiral!"
Reproach: "You fucking killed™ me"
Insanity: "I'm fucked up"
Parachute malfunctions: "FUCK."
In Conjunction with 'god': "Oh My Fucking God!"
Prayer: "Oh my fucking God!"
Being stabbed: "Oh my fucking God!"
Being raped by an invisible man: "Oh my fucking God!"
Being raped by an invisble woman: "Oh My Fucking GOD! YES!"
Winning the Lottery: "Oh My Fucking God!"
Losing the Lottery: "Oh My Fucking God!" (especially if you spent your last few bucks on a ticket, you penniless loser)
brevity: "fuck"
Anger: "Jesus fucking christ!"
As both a prefix and a suffix to a noun: "Hey, fuckface, are you up for a dogfuck?"
As a verb: "That dog is hot; I'd fuck her like I fucked your mom!"
In Russian Reversal: "In Soviet Russia, goat fucks YOU!!"
As an adjective: "That fucking Protestant won't get away with it."
As a transitive verb: "John fucks Shirley."
As an intransitive verb: "Shirley fucks."
As a place/name: "Oh, I feel so nice in my Fuck"
As a way to command: "Go eat shit fuckers.
As a proper noun: "I am Fuck! Fuck of the Mountain!"
As an adverb: "Hermes traipsed fuckfully through the leafy glade."
As an indefinite pronomina: "How many countries in EU do you know? Man, I don't know fuck!"
An excellent interjection between syllables: Abso-fucking-lutely not. That's de-fucking-licous"
As a substitute for song lyrics you can't remember: "Billie Fuck fuck not my lover, she's just a fuck who fuck that I fuck the fuck. But fuck in the fuck fuck fuck donkey."
As a Holy Word: "Holy Fuck!"
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play Hide-and-go-Fuck-yourself"
Greetings:"Who the fuck are you?"
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression: "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust: "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion: "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Confusion: "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we? In the middle of fucking nowhere!"
Drunk: "Where the fuck am I?"/"Who the fuck am I?"/"What the fuck am I doing?"/"What the fuck did I just do?!"/"...and why the fuck do I have the lyrics to a song called Lambo-Lambo stuck in my head?!"
Lust: "I'll fuck you with a rake."
Disbelief: "Unbe-fucking-lievable!!!"
More Disbelief: "In-fucking-credible"
Anger: "Who fucked me?"
Pain: "Oh, FUCK!"
Pleasure: "Oh, FUCK!"
Starting a relationship: "Let's fuck now!"
Quickly ending the relationship you just started: "Fuck..."
Sincerity: "I fucking love Kamchatka."
Ignorance: "Who the fuck is Alice?"
A fucking cute kitten.
Hate: "You Fuck!"
A poker hand: "A Royal Fuck."
Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy: "Who gives a fuck?"
Carelessness: "Fuck that."
Resignation: "Oh fuck it."
Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions: "Fuck off."
Incestuous: "Mother Fucker."
I have a headache: "Go fuck yourself."
Fatigue: "I'm absolutely fucked."
Nautical: "Fuck the Admiral!"
Reproach: "You fucking killed™ me"
Insanity: "I'm fucked up"
Parachute malfunctions: "FUCK."
In Conjunction with 'god': "Oh My Fucking God!"
Prayer: "Oh my fucking God!"
Being stabbed: "Oh my fucking God!"
Being raped by an invisible man: "Oh my fucking God!"
Being raped by an invisble woman: "Oh My Fucking GOD! YES!"
Winning the Lottery: "Oh My Fucking God!"
Losing the Lottery: "Oh My Fucking God!" (especially if you spent your last few bucks on a ticket, you penniless loser)
brevity: "fuck"
Anger: "Jesus fucking christ!"
fuck by yummymummy December 15, 2008
lol
Usually used in chat rooms when you have nothing to say. Also used by noobs who don't know what lol means.
<Go-figure> My Mum just died :(
<DriverMan> LOL
<fag> LOL, that's so sad.
<parfay> LOL :(
<drunk> LOL
<gaylord> I feel your loss
<gaylord> LoL
<fust0r> LoL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death
<Go-figure> Thanks guys your the bestest intarweb pals i get and got!
<drunk> We're always here for you, LOL.
<DriverMan> LOL
<fag> LOL, that's so sad.
<parfay> LOL :(
<drunk> LOL
<gaylord> I feel your loss
<gaylord> LoL
<fust0r> LoL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death
<Go-figure> Thanks guys your the bestest intarweb pals i get and got!
<drunk> We're always here for you, LOL.
lol by Yummymummy May 10, 2007
Uncyclopedia
Uncyclopedia by yummymummy March 20, 2007
Isle of Man
Isle of Man by yummymummy January 26, 2007
Pseudo Dictionary
Stupid copy-cat slang word site to Urban Dictionary. So less words and no freedom-you have to "SIGN IN"
Pseudo Dictionary by Yummymummy October 5, 2006
john howard
1. John Howard boards the plane again for another G.W Bush asskiss.
2. My goshness, you are a JOHN HOWARD.
2. My goshness, you are a JOHN HOWARD.
john howard by Yummymummy October 5, 2006