I.m.p. 

Pronounced as 'imp' it means "Instant Massive Penis". Refers to a very quick erection.

Dude, she totally I.m.p.'d me!

Aw crap, just got an I.m.p.!

I.m.p. by Horny Middle Schooler July 27, 2010

I.M.P

Stands for immediate murder professionals, when you want somebody gone and you don’t want to wait too long
These are the guys you call

I want this person gone, I’ll call I.M.P!

I.M.P by VeryGoodwithWords June 7, 2021

I.M.P

A place to go when you want somebody dead and hire demons to kill your enemy for you since you, unfortunately, ended up in hell.

I.M.P:

When you want somebody gone and you don't want to wait too long,
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals!
Hand grenade or cyanide, we'll make it look like suicide,
The Immediate Murder Professionals!
We do our job so well because we come straight up from Hell.
We'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife.
We're the Immediate Murder Profession—

Kids die for free!!! :D

I.M.P by DBHConnor_RK800 September 19, 2021

I.M.P

In My Pants

"We Have to Save Elizabeth!" "And Where do you propose we Start?" "IN MY PANTS"

I.M.P by Bluehorn July 22, 2003

S.I.M.P. 

SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

From one of the greatest bops ever

See Phineas and Ferb,

Season 1, Episode 35, Comet Kermillian,
Ashley Tisdale

1: Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
2: Ain’t got no chickens, ain’t got no rats…

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
3: Who you got back and watering your plants?

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
4: How can I qualify for government graaaants...

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
5: Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

S.I.M.P. by In my pants June 3, 2018

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P 

fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P by symptomsarekey December 23, 2021

P.I.M.P. 

1. Protection, Instruction, & Management of Prostitutes
2. Protectional Instructor Managing Professional
3. Prostitute's Instructional Management Professional
4. Professional In Management of Prostitutes
5. Prostitute's Infamous Management Professional
6. Professionally Instructing Many Prostitutes
7. Professional Illegally Managing Prostitutes

Optional, but not recommended:
*Professional- replaced by Pro, Player, or Playa
*Into - replaced by Intwined or Into
*Managing - replaced by Marketing

Slang: noun or verb
1. Player(s/z)/Playa(s/z) Interested in(to) Making Progress/Prostitutes
2. (Put/Place It) or (Paper) in My/Men's Pants/Pocket(s)/Places
3. Party In My/Men's Pants/Panties
4. Pissin(g)/Peein(g) In(to) My Pants/Place/Partner/Potty
5. Pissin(g)/Peein(g) In(to) Mouths of People/Prostitutes/Potty
6. People/Prostituts In Many/Money-filled Places/People
7. Perfect Independent Marvelous Playa(s/z) or Player(s/z)
8. Pooping In(to) My Place/Pants/Partner/Potty
9. Pennys In My Pocket/Place/Palace/Prostitutes
10. Put/Place It in My Pussy/Prostitute
11. Pussy Is My/Mens Prerogative/Purpose/Playmate

Real P.I.M.P.-Deals with/in Prostitution
Fake Pimp -Takes Advantage of/Abuses Hookers, Hoes, etc.

P.I.M.P. by Stephen Dias July 31, 2006