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Advantage 

Something an underdog really has while pretending not to. People would rather the underdog triumph than the one described as the favorite.
He/she was full of shit by calling himself/herself an underdog, but knew that he/she could gain an advantage on an opposing person/team by calling himself/herself an underdog (and end up facing less adversity by doing so while placing more adversity on the opponent, throwing the game/race, a way to get support from people who would not otherwise support them), or claiming that he/she had lower odds overall. Really, since he/she was playing all sides, he/she could always end up on the side that triumphed, as long as people allowed it.
Advantage by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020
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advantage 

1. Having the upper hand over the opposition

2. A kickass nintendo cover band from Calfiornia
1. (announcer) Advantage : reciever

2. w00t! Play double dragon yaaaaaaahhh!
advantage by eddybill September 20, 2005

Advantage 

Something an underdog really has while pretending not to. People would rather the underdog triumph than the one described as the favorite.
He/she was full of shit by calling himself/herself an underdog, but knew that he/she could gain an advantage on an opposing person/team by calling himself/herself an underdog, or claiming that he/she had lower odds overall. Really, since he/she was playing all sides, he/she could always end up on the side that triumphed, as long as people allowed it.
Advantage by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020

Advantage Boys 

A group of boys that need to stay away from the Canton Crew. Boys that have been called out by saying Bang Bang Looossaaaahhh!! Advantage Boys are NOT a Gang in Mass.
Yooo Advantage Boys’ I will beat all your asses BANG BANG said CA
Advantage Boys by Canton MA August 30, 2023

Advantage Wank 

When your parents are out, you put on Heavy Metal really loud and run around the house headbanging, screaming and wanking all at the same time.

Tip: Make sure your parents ARE actually out at the time.
Hizumi: "Last time I had an advantage wank was in November

It was awesome

I did it in all different places in the house, and had several thousand orgasms. The next door neighbours raised their eyebrows a bit, but oh well."

Me: "What music did you use?"

Hizumi: "Arch Enemy, D'espairsRay, Dir en grey..." (Basically hardcore metal)
Advantage Wank by Disabled Complex January 13, 2008

advantage whore 

The type of bitch who waits for you to fuck up even if it's just slightly, then goes and exposes you and makes you feel like complete shit over over one tiny mistake. She will take advantage over absolutely anything and everything thing.. gotta watch out for these hoes
AW: Omg cindy!
Cindy: what??
AW: Josh just fucked me over big time!
Cindy: how?? Omg..
AW: He was messaging sarah! He talks to her like everyday!
(Josh was talking about work or something casual and harmless, The Advantage Whore knows it was like the first time they messaged, she was just bored and shit).
advantage whore by anonymous asf April 18, 2015

advantage academy 

An absolute HELL for all kids and teens who want to attend. At first things are okay then when you least expect it EVERYTHING YOU LOVE will either walk out your life or turn on you. All there is for you is drama. advantage...?... more like DIS-advantage 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
no one:
kids who attend Advantage Academy: i wanna KMS
advantage academy by exclgabe April 2, 2019
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