I.S.O.B.

Short for "I've stepped over better "

Daniel: I heard you hooked up with Justine.
Fernando: Hell no! Man, I.S.O.B.to jerk off...

by Scatterbrainiac March 27, 2021

I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.

Iis - wom - burp

If. She. Was. Sitting. On. My. Bed. Rubbing. Her. Pussy.

Guy #1: "Dude would you bone that chick?
Guy #2: "If she was sitting on my bed rubbing her pussy, then yes"

Guy# 1:"Yo Look at that girl... I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.?"
Guy# 2: (nodding his head) "iswsombrhp."

by Mrdoumass May 25, 2009

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying

Guy to the mirror: “I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying”

I.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

by Suckmynose August 16, 2020

B.O.M.I.S

Ball of meat in spaghetti.

Yo that kid is a B.O.M.I.S

by HTWP May 12, 2008

B.O.S.N.I.A.

big ol' standard Navy issue ass

occurs after a female in the navy sits and shines her belt and/or shoes too much, or just after putting on her navy issue working blues.

This place (command) is B.O.S.N.I.A. ridden.

by NAPS December 10, 2003

O.B.V.I.O.U.S.L.Y

O-Off course
B-blacks
V-viciously
I-insult
O-others
U-under
S-serious
L-laughter
Y-Ya'll

he's balcks so O.B.V.I.O.U.S.L.Y he has jokes

by just joshin April 25, 2009