7 definitions by Scatterbrainiac

The ultimate level of hotness a guy can reach. Always the best looking guy anywhere he goes. The complete package, the perfect man. Has looks, brains & a huge eart
That new guy is pretty hot, but he's not Fernando fine....
by Scatterbrainiac August 21, 2021
(n) A person who, for reasons other than religion, strongly dislikes anything to do with holidays and/or the holiday season, especially Christmas. A holiday hater.
Derived from the phrase, "Bah, humbug!" originally spoken by the miser Ebenezer Scrooge in the novella A Christmas Carol (1843) by English author Charles Dickens (1812–1870).
Look at that guy tearing down Christmas decorations. What a humbuggian!
by Scatterbrainiac March 28, 2021
A white person who dresses, talks and acts like he/she is a Cholo/Chola, Chicano/Chicana, Mexican or of Latin descent, usually as a result of living in a primarily hispanic neighborhood. Usually nicknamed "guero/guera" but spells it "wedo/weda" or "weto/weta" because thats how its pronounced and he/she doesnt know any better. Claims to speak Spanish, but really only knows a few words - usually just common interjections or slang terms intended as insults or terms of endearment. Also known as a beanerito/beanerita.
Check out vanilla spice over there trying to speak Spanish. That white boy can't even spell guero right...
by Scatterbrainiac March 28, 2021
Usually a shoe box filled with random pieces of broken items like watches, lighters, old cell phones, remotes, mp3 players, etc kept by a person on crystal meth. It is brought out when the owner is "gakked out" and in need of something to do so they try to "fix" the random items in the box but rarely, if ever, succeed. Will sometimes contain tools like screwdrivers or a dreamed, and random items they found on the ground somewhere like pieces of wire, chess pieces, coins, nuts, bolts , screws, razors., anything small that they think they can repair or use to repair something else. Generally kept in a closet, under the bed, or in a shed. A better alternative for tweakers to picking at their faces.
Justine is on one again and picking at her face, Quick, get her gack box to keep her busy
by Scatterbrainiac August 21, 2021
(n) a term used for females who perform blow jobs in reference to the "carrot scene" from the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
Fernando: What qualities do you look for in a potential girlfriemd?
Gabe: I like girls who eat carrots...
by Scatterbrainiac March 28, 2021
Nickname for someone who uses his charm and good looks to talk you into letting him "borrow" an item that he actually has no intention to return because he is going to sell, pawn, or trade it, most likely for drugs. Then he disappears until he thinks you forgot and resurfaces acting like everything's cool and if you ask about your item, he either quickly changes the subject, or says he forgot to bring it but he'll go get it right now, then leaves and doesn't return. He will never return, replace or compensate you for anything despite promises & OUs. His word means nothing. Never believe a word a Little Bobby says because everything out of his mouth is a lie. Commonly steals from one girlfriend to give to another. A con artist, hustler, scammer, liar who is very good looking abd uses it to his advantage.
Don't let Little Bobby borrow your iPad unless you want to buy it back from the pawn shop in a few weeks....
by Scatterbrainiac August 21, 2021
Short for "I've stepped over better "
Daniel: I heard you hooked up with Justine.
Fernando: Hell no! Man, I.S.O.B.to jerk off...
by Scatterbrainiac March 28, 2021