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(n) a term used for females who perform blow jobs in reference to the "carrot scene" from the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
Fernando: What qualities do you look for in a potential girlfriemd?
Gabe: I like girls who eat carrots...
by Scatterbrainiac March 27, 2021

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Short for "I've stepped over better "
Daniel: I heard you hooked up with Justine.
Fernando: Hell no! Man, I.S.O.B.to jerk off...
by Scatterbrainiac March 27, 2021

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A white person who dresses, talks and acts like he/she is a Cholo/Chola, Chicano/Chicana, Mexican or of Latin descent, usually as a result of living in a primarily hispanic neighborhood. Usually nicknamed "guero/guera" but spells it "wedo/weda" or "weto/weta" because thats how its pronounced and he/she doesnt know any better. Claims to speak Spanish, but really only knows a few words - usually just common interjections or slang terms intended as insults or terms of endearment. Also known as a beanerito/beanerita.
Check out vanilla spice over there trying to speak Spanish. That white boy can't even spell guero right...
by Scatterbrainiac March 27, 2021

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(n) A person who, for reasons other than religion, strongly dislikes anything to do with holidays and/or the holiday season, especially Christmas. A holiday hater.
Derived from the phrase, "Bah, humbug!" originally spoken by the miser Ebenezer Scrooge in the novella A Christmas Carol (1843) by English author Charles Dickens (1812–1870).
Look at that guy tearing down Christmas decorations. What a humbuggian!
by Scatterbrainiac March 27, 2021

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