EpicCollision's definitions

Smart

This is probably not what you are if you had to come to urban dictionary to look this word up.

Urban Dictionary Edgy Kid: Eye ham barry sem art.
Me: Whatever you say, smartypants

by EpicCollision January 3, 2018

Offended

Spoiler alert to anyone that hasn't been on the page yet:
A rather "interesting" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that starts off pretty innocent, but takes a dark turn pretty quickly, with pictures ranging from harlequin babies to gory dead bodies to freaky bugs, and at the end a classic picture of George Bush. Once you've scrolled down to the bottom of the page, you see a certificate qualifying you to live in the United States. Hooray! :D

Honestly, since i'm a screwed up individual, I didn't really mind seeing the content this page has, except for those GODDAMN BUGS! UGH!

I was just on a page about Asperger's and saw a disclaimer at the top of the page telling me if I was offended to click on the word and slowly scroll down. It was like 11:00 PM at night when I first saw this page today.......Sleeping is for the weak anyways.

by EpicCollision October 31, 2017

Insult

An insult is usually when someone says something rude or offensive to another person. Insults are usually used when someone is being annoying, but sometimes are used as jokes. Around 95% of people on the internet use insults, but only 1% of those use insults other than the following:
"Fuck you"
"I banged your mom last night" (This one is also said a lot in COD lobbies)
"Gay"
"Shut up"

Me: *types a comment on a youtube video*
Some kid: *replies back* "Shut up. I banged your mom last night"
Me: Nice insult, dickweed

by EpicCollision October 4, 2017

Fidget Spinner

I see a lot of people saying that they are for people with Autism, and me being slightly autistic, I really do like these things. While I don't go around playing with it all the time, every once in a while it's a great thing to just spin around.
And no, it's not just for Autistic people, it is also used as a stress reliever.

Fidget Spinners have been taken way out it's original intention by edgy idiots that think they are cool for having one.
I love Fidget Spinners for what they intend to do. I don't intend to use it for edgy tricks and all that stupid stuff.

It does it's job well, and it should be acknowledged, taking out the edgy teenagers and stupid trending stuff.

Me: I didn't even buy a Fidget Spinner, I got it as a gift. I like it anyways.
Edgy Teenager: Dude look at this Fidget Spinner, lets do some cool tricks with it and get tons of views on youtube!
Me: Just no...

by EpicCollision July 13, 2017

the best place on earth

Typically what people say when they refer to their hometown, when in all reality, every place in the world is nowhere near the best.

Person: Man, I love living in Baltimore! This is the best place on earth
Me: Now we know you are lying.

by EpicCollision June 23, 2017

Cancer

A lot of edgy kids use it to insult something that they actually really like just to look cool.

Guy: Look, here comes that dork Justin Bieber! HAHAHAHA
Edgy Teenage Boy: LMAO that guy is legit Cancer
*writes about the smell of his hair in his fanboy diary*

by EpicCollision June 23, 2017

Florida

The literal dick of the USA. Just look at a map of Florida, doesn't it look familiar?

The usual stereotype for people that live here is that they are either old folks or Cuban immigrants, as well as the home of edgy teenagers.

The weather in Florida is basically Death Valley at this point, it's so freaking hot there!

Friend: Man, Miami has been going downhill recently
Me: Cubans, that's Southern Florida for ya!

by EpicCollision June 15, 2017