Pepsi

A bunch of edgy idiots think that Pepsi tastes good but Coke tastes terrible, but they literally taste extremely similar. Sure, Pepsi is a bit sweeter, but if I told you to name one more difference, you'd probably be dumbfounded.

Coke=Pepsi
Idiot: Coke is way better, Pepsi sucks
Me: Ever come to think that they are the same thing, just one is a bit sweeter? People these days.
by EpicCollision June 15, 2017
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New York

Apparently over half of the people here don't know that New York is actually a state, not a city. New York City is a city, but New York isn't, contrary to popular belief. I'm not even from New York, and I know this. Get your shit together, idiots.
While New York City is a pretty nice place, every single idiot that lives outside of New York state fails to acknowledge Upstate New York, the better New York. Upstate has some great villages and towns, and contrary to popular belief, has some cities, such as Albany (The REAL capital of the state), Buffalo, and Rochester.
While NYC is known for having some assholes, it's really not like that as a whole. NYC has five boroughs: The Bronx, Queens, Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Staten Island. Manhattan is known to be dense and where most of the action takes place, The Bronx is filled with minority ghettos, Brooklyn has a large Jewish population, as well as some landmarks, Queens is probably the most diverse area in the country, as well as being in one of the most diverse cities in the world, and Staten Island is not even known for anything because 85% of people don't know that it exists. Many people pick on Staten Island, but Impractical Jokers come from there (good show. If you don't know about it, you are missing out on a great show), so don't pick on it.
Me: I've actually Never been to New York, the state or the city.
by EpicCollision June 15, 2017
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A phrase said by a random fish in spongebob after he got blasted by Hiroshima in volcano form.
Fish: Hey SpongeBob!...
*Volcano blows up in his face, making him all burnt up and steamed*
Fish: Well At Least I Still Have My Personality.
by EpicCollision June 14, 2017
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Florida

The literal dick of the USA. Just look at a map of Florida, doesn't it look familiar?

The usual stereotype for people that live here is that they are either old folks or Cuban immigrants, as well as the home of edgy teenagers.

The weather in Florida is basically Death Valley at this point, it's so freaking hot there!
Friend: Man, Miami has been going downhill recently
Me: Cubans, that's Southern Florida for ya!
by EpicCollision June 15, 2017
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Smart

This is probably not what you are if you had to come to urban dictionary to look this word up.
Urban Dictionary Edgy Kid: Eye ham barry sem art.
Me: Whatever you say, smartypants
by EpicCollision January 03, 2018
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the best place on earth

Typically what people say when they refer to their hometown, when in all reality, every place in the world is nowhere near the best.
Person: Man, I love living in Baltimore! This is the best place on earth
Me: Now we know you are lying.
by EpicCollision June 23, 2017
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Fidget Spinner

I see a lot of people saying that they are for people with Autism, and me being slightly autistic, I really do like these things. While I don't go around playing with it all the time, every once in a while it's a great thing to just spin around.
And no, it's not just for Autistic people, it is also used as a stress reliever.

Fidget Spinners have been taken way out it's original intention by edgy idiots that think they are cool for having one.
I love Fidget Spinners for what they intend to do. I don't intend to use it for edgy tricks and all that stupid stuff.

It does it's job well, and it should be acknowledged, taking out the edgy teenagers and stupid trending stuff.
Me: I didn't even buy a Fidget Spinner, I got it as a gift. I like it anyways.
Edgy Teenager: Dude look at this Fidget Spinner, lets do some cool tricks with it and get tons of views on youtube!
Me: Just no...
by EpicCollision July 13, 2017
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