I-Su

An ancient Jewish martial art. Thought to be developed by the mysterious Ninjews of the Northeastern United States, but heavily practiced in Boca Raton, FL.

That shiksa waitress spilled soup all over my lap, so I threatened the manager with some I-Su, and I ended up getting dinner on the house, with free dessert thrown in.

by Armed & Hammered July 28, 2006

I can sus

Short for “I can suck your dick”.

-And what can you do, my feminine fellow?
-I can sus.

by hardboiled hotel November 10, 2019