I wee 

The new term that replaced i see

Omar : The test was so hard that i kicked the teacher in the balls
Jiji : I wee

I wee by OmarAmoifek July 12, 2020

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby 

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

I need to do wee wee 

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

I need to do wee wee by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023

Apparently I Weekend 

A weekend where the only way to recall the past weekend's events is to say "apparently I..." and continue on with the story. Apparently I weekends are usually accompanied by large quantities of alcohol.

What the renditions of Apparently I Weekends might look like:

"It was an awesome party. Apparently I had a great time..."

"My night was pretty crazy. Apparently I was acting like an airplane. Sound effects and all."

Apparently I Weekend by anyonebuthim November 29, 2009

I eat weetabix 

When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat

I eat weetabix I love it when it’s good and hard

I eat weetabix by Cereal poster April 18, 2019

i just smoke weed icl 

When someone just smokes weed icl

Wanna bit of sniff? Nah I just smoke weed icl

i just smoke weed icl by H sav & M skatty April 23, 2023

I'm a general! WEEE!!

Part of the song "Stay Alive" from the Hamilton musical quoted by the character, Charles Lee. This quote has become a joke over the internet.

"I'm a general! WEEE!!" she yelled out, making her Hamilton reference of the day.

I'm a general! WEEE!! by CJYankira January 3, 2018