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I told you I was hardcore 

The last words typed by Brandon Veda, a young man who committed suicide by drug and medication overdose, live on webcam while he conversed with people on IRC who encouraged him.
If you OD on drugs while on IRC with people who didn't think you'd do it, say "I told you I was hardcore" to prove your toughness. Then die.

I told you I was hardcore 

"I told you I was hardcore" was one of the last things an irc user by the name of Ripper said before he overdosed. He was webcamming this whole event, including the injestion of multiple drugs, and the foaming at the mouth that sealed the deal. Ripper should never be forgotten. Not for the person that he was, but for the person he wanted to be, and failed to be. There is a great moral in what Ripper did infront of an irc channel that the majority of the people did not give two shits about him while the entire event, right in front of their eyes, unvaled.
ripper: I told you I was hardcore
grphish: GO CALL RTHE UCKING
grphish: POISON CONTROL CENTER
grphish: ripper: we knew that already
ripper: fuck u
ripper: pusys
ripper: u are so fucking stupid
(dies shortly later)

I-told-you-sorgasm 

The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.
Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.

I told you so 

Phrase said to people after everything one said would happen, happens.
Soon enough it will be me laughing and saying 'I told you so'.
I told you so by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

I told you not to publish it 

If I tell you not to publish a word. DONT PUBLISH IT SO DO NOT NOT NOT PUBLISH THIS
I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUBLISH IT

I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.
@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.
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