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An expression of one's awareness of one's own personal shortcomings.
The morning after sending a drunken e-mail to the girl he was secretly pining for, John woke up, and, remembering what he had done, said, "Man do I suck!".
I Suck by Leon Malick December 20, 2008
Words you can keep
The words a milleninal uses when he or she has a short and rare moment of self-reflection.
I Suck by cheesenugget April 22, 2016

I suck at life 

Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."
I suck at life by thisKid December 5, 2005

i suck at editing. 

A term used in Nepali twitter to show off your extra hot body.
Chaman ko i suck at editing. ta wild hot thiyo yaar!
i suck at editing. by VaxoDai March 23, 2021

I suck at 

When you are bad at doing something.
I suck at by grei_eba August 1, 2009

I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a time 

A meme'd phrase from the Song "Mask (Sus Remix" By Dream
Person 1: "I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a Time"
Person 2: "Bro tf?.."

I suck cock 

A word in which you usally find on your school science book
Mr.Ster some one wrote i suck cock on my contact book again!
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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