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i lie
to lie about something, not in a sense of not telling the truth, but more like you were kidding. Not to be confused with the act of lying (i.e. lying about your income) more of a means to either cover up something you just said but shouldn't have, or to just confuse someone else. Can also be pronounced with massive emphasis on the I... as in EYE lie.
me when i lie
me when i lie by ashtoofat November 6, 2021
i look for silver while i lie in bed with gold
i look for silver while i lie in bed with gold by Darkturd November 21, 2017
I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Quote from the movie Scarface.
It's a matter of perspectives, and that there's truth in the way of things. When you lie, you also tell the truth because that lie is real because the truth is real, the truth being false, would make the lie true.
It's a matter of perspectives, and that there's truth in the way of things. When you lie, you also tell the truth because that lie is real because the truth is real, the truth being false, would make the lie true.
You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. by Bona27 February 27, 2010
Stop me when I lie
When you say something outrageous, but clearly is also true. Usually told to someone who might take offence.
Jim: You have to be in shape to wear a midriff. Looks to me like Jenny needs to hit the gym
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.
Stop me when I lie by michaelray703 September 26, 2008
me when i lie
this word is literally manasvi, it can be used after a follow up as an insult when someoen says something not true
me when i lie by Ry but cool August 24, 2023
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