I have Prime

Phrase you use to justify your compulsive buying disorder on Amazon. (You pay for a monthly membership so you have to keep buying stuff right?)

Wife: "Honey, I'm worried about how much you are spending on Amazon, do we really needed another set of knives and color changing light bulbs? also they keyboard has been working fine why did you order a new one?
Husband: "Don't worry honey, I have Prime"

by LeTigre2020 October 19, 2020

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021