I have Prime

Phrase you use to justify your compulsive buying disorder on Amazon. (You pay for a monthly membership so you have to keep buying stuff right?)

Wife: "Honey, I'm worried about how much you are spending on Amazon, do we really needed another set of knives and color changing light bulbs? also they keyboard has been working fine why did you order a new one?
Husband: "Don't worry honey, I have Prime"

by LeTigre2020 October 19, 2020