I Have Black Friends

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist. Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers! Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you? Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this. Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
by Bloodbath 87 March 08, 2009
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I Have Black Friends

To be in the know, well-connected, or have access to criminal networks. Can be interepreted as a threat, but more usually a point of pride.
This city is so tame and theres cops everywhere, I don't know what I'm going to do for bud. I'm on my last eigth - fuck! Dont worry bro, I have black friends.
by JO Jocelyn September 17, 2010
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I have black friends

How you know if a white person is racist or not
Ignorant black person: That was racist. White person: It's ok, I have black friends. Ignorant black person: My mistake. I didn't know.
by Mantis Tobaggan July 11, 2022
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