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i gotchu 

1. A standardized reply such as coolstorybro to reply to any referenced statement. A reply-to-everything saying, when you really don't have anything.

2. In act of trolling, something one would reply as

3. A standard reply from a guido or Italian
-yahoo answers-

AlexJ: Help I'm pregnant and I don't know how to get a abortion. I'm 8 months pregnant. plz help!

TrollBro: i gotchu
i gotchu by ke$haROX April 5, 2011
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I gotchu 

Short for 'I got you"
A reassurance given when owed something, but likely will never get what you are owed.
Tom: You got that $200 you owe me?
Jamie: Man don't worry, I gotchu
I gotchu by TylerRyan December 23, 2021
Related Words

i gotchu homie 

often used when your bout to help a homie out with something
person 1: yo this game is so hard
person 2: i gotchu homie
i gotchu homie by fuck off queer January 22, 2020

I gotchu fam 

Person 1: i need help doing insert task name here
Person 2: I gotchu fam

i getchu 

An alternate, slang term for “I get you”. Typically a laid back statement.
“I’m so fed up with him today
Girl, I getchu.”
i getchu by GrammarEmo December 30, 2017

i gatchu 

I got your back no matter what
you can count on me
Sasha: hey girl, don't forget to bring the mix tape
Dina: don't sweat it boo, you know I gatchu
i gatchu by jade254 December 29, 2017
igotchu by True To My Roots July 11, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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