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I fk means I Fucking Know
Person #1- Dude, you need to pay me back
Person #2- I fk
I fk by Barnhart December 18, 2005
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I.D.F.K. 

"I don't fuckling know." An abbreviation. To more quickly illustrate that one does not only NOT know, but does not even FUCKING know something.
Chump 1: "Hey, is our anniversary today? " Chump 2:"I.D.F.K."
I.D.F.K. by Little Miss I'gnant December 15, 2020

omg wow i am fklflflshfkwgfu4y3gfi2ugfi2ugfp2igfi2gfo2

if you put it in a google doc i looks like people fighting

O O O
-()-/ /()\ |\

L L II / \ omg wow i am fklflflshfkwgfu4y3gfi2ugfi2ugfp2igfi2gfo2
O O O
-()-/ /()\ |\

L L II / \ omg wow i am fklflflshfkwgfu4y3gfi2ugfi2ugfp2igfi2gfo2

fighting guys it means

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M 

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with

F.K.I.A. 

Jan has to weigh in on everything. She is such an F.K.I.A.
F.K.I.A. by phalagen September 6, 2009

G_F_K_I_D_Z 

One of the Best Pure Runescape Pker's. G_F_K_I_D_Z is Awsome, He is an Honor pker with Amazing Video's on Youtube.
Omg! G_F_K_I_D_Z Just Raped the the Shit outta wastedd. G_F_K_I_D_Z Loves Asia Forever! have you seen G_F_K_I_D_Z New Vid, It's Amazing!
G_F_K_I_D_Z by gfkidz March 31, 2009
when you mean to spell “idk” but your phone picks up “ifk” and you end up looking stupid
friend one-“ do you think emma and matt are dating?”
you-“ifk”
friend one-“lol what?”
you-“i meant idk”
friend one- “oh”

you-“yeah...”
ifk by therealmf April 17, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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