I don't but that's not the point...
Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in
Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat
ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the
man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his
kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating
ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your
butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF
REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO
REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!
You did that! You subjected more sentient (not in comparison to me but you know what I mean) life to the creature and now you're trying to sneak yourself some unearned extra-judicial authority. And the drivers response was 'I'm not going to let you infringe upon my 1st amendment rights' (Which is the correct response). Seriously. This
faggot cop fucking a
baby into his slut
wife now REQUIRES everyone else to live in accordance with his delicate sensibilities! Regardless of the rights the driver is supposed to have. Doesn't he know? The
parents are the MORE EQUAL ones in the communist dictatorship we inhabit! They are going to continue to use their
kids as a cudgel to compel behavioral compliance. 'BuT mY kIdS mIgHt sEe YoU eXiStInG WrOnG aNd ThEy MiGhT sTaRt ExIsTiNg WrOnG! I mIgHt HaVe To ExPlAiN tHe MaDnEsS i'
Ve SuBjEcTeD tHeM tO!' Get the fuck out of here!" 'I eat
ass'
