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I dont swing that way 

A response used to say you're not homosexual without just saying you're not gay/lesbian.
Lesbian: I confess my love to you! Please marry me!!!
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
Lesbian: Noodles are straight until they're wet...

I don't swing that way 

saying you ain't gay/lesbian
"yo did you and your best friend kiss ever?"
"No I dont' swing that way"
I don't swing that way by amaran January 20, 2004

I don't swing that way 

basically saying you don't do something. More often than not, it's to clairfy about your sexual orientation, but down here, it's more of a "that ain't my thing" deal.
Wanna smoke?
Nah man, I don't swing that way.
I don't swing that way by Candice February 27, 2004

i don't swing that way 

How to decline advice from a golf pro.
Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"

I don't swing that way 

1st Guy: hey wanna go on a date?
2nd Guy: Man Fuck that shit i dont swing that way.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026