Candice's definitions

brown bread

From the Jack Osbourne sketch of the English TV show 'Bo Selecta'. Meaning brilliant.

Guest: Hey let's do this !
Jack: Woah, that's brown bread!

by Candice August 7, 2004

Airey

Paedophile.

Currently 19 years old, now targeting 14 year olds.

"The window of oppurtunity has opened" - Airey working his magic on the youngins.

"Airey is with a 14 year old."

"Did you see that?! Airey just tried to pick up a 12 year old and got shut down."

by Candice November 7, 2004

hooker boots

chunky-heeled boots, usually made out of pleather. They usually are knee-high and can not only be seen on streetwalkers, but by high school girls and Buffy, the Vampire Slayer wannabes.

Could Paris Hilton be any more skanky? Yes, if she wore hooker boots with one of her skirts, she could be.

by Candice February 26, 2004

new jersey whitesnake

a very large penis. Seen in the book "Sloppy Firsts"

Marcus has ten inches of New Jersey whitesnake.

by Candice February 26, 2004

geeky!hot

someone who is absolutely geeky, but is also somehow attractive. It could be their glasses, their attempt at wearing their hair in gelled spikes, or their fashion sense--or lack thereof. They're still sexy in a weird way.

Mo Rocca, that guy on I Love the 80s? Totally geeky!hot. I dig his glasses.

by Candice February 27, 2004

CHAPS

a cheaper, Polo-like clothing line, but the abbreviation's said to be "Could've Had a Polo Shirt".

You can find CHAPS at JC Penny's.

by Candice February 27, 2004

I don't swing that way

basically saying you don't do something. More often than not, it's to clairfy about your sexual orientation, but down here, it's more of a "that ain't my thing" deal.

Wanna smoke?
Nah man, I don't swing that way.

by Candice February 27, 2004