I don't even 

A phrase originating on the internet used to express complete and utter shock or not knowing what to say

Person 1 : OH MY GOD A CAT IS PULLING A WATERMELON OUT OF A SPACESHIP
You: OMG WHUT I DON'T EVEN

I don't even by QUIIIII October 21, 2009

I don't even 

A phrase that really originated from Mean Girls said by Regina George. This was adapted by the internet, probably 4chan, and has been used when one is speechless and shocked.

BRITAIN'S GOALIE JUST LET THE BALL PASS THE GOAL?! I DON'T EVEN-

I don't even by rocketeer_s June 28, 2010

I don't even.. 

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.

...What the fuck... I don't even...

I don't even.. by sir3n April 3, 2011

I don't even.

A short way to say "I don't even know" while simultaneously shaking your head, laughing at how terribly retarded people can be.

Often used with responses to "...'The Fuck"

Bill: Mary told me she had sex with her brother.
Joe: ...............'The fuck.
Bill: I don't even.

I don't even. by lolmart April 3, 2010

I don't even caare! 

An expression used when one has nothing else to say. Usually used after an insult.

Adrian: Hey Grant, you're a total fag!
Grant: Well guess what...I don't even caare!

I don't even caare! by gfizzle February 6, 2008

I don't even curr 

An expression used to convey the extent that one does not care about something in a ghetto-like manner, while still remaining white.

Example:
Yvonne: "Hey Erin, you should fake bake sometime. You're so white you're almost transparent."
Erin: "I don't even curr. Tan people can kiss my arse."

I don't even curr by ultimategwazster92 April 20, 2009

I don't even, I can't even 

When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.

Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"

Person"I don't even, i can't even..."

I don't even, I can't even by mrperson123 August 11, 2017