I-Clap

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A bad case of Herpes given to you by someone Irish or the Irish Herpes if you will

"that guy last night gave me a bad case of the I-Clap"
"man that chick is nothing but I-Clap"
"i hear she fucked Shane and got the I-Clap"

I-Clap by G Ryder March 17, 2010

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i'd clap

A subtle way of saying "I'd fuck the shit outta you"

Guy 1: aye what you think about that one girl from class?
Guy 2: i'd clap ANYDAY

i'd clap by Granculero July 15, 2017

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i will clap you

If someome says this, than either they will f**k you up, or will get killed by you, and rage quit

I WILL CLAP YOU YOU, LITTLE SHIT

i will clap you by RiSe_UnKnOwN March 7, 2019

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I would rather shit on my hands and clap

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

I would rather shit on my hands and clap by Drbigman May 28, 2016

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I'm trying to clap

To fuck a mate

Bra I'm trying to clap Amari but she be playing

I'm trying to clap by Jorrdan McCray January 12, 2017

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I’m Clapping

A universal word explaining happiness or anger. Can be used to state how someone feels about something that has happened.

This bitch really stole my text book, I’m clapping hard as fuck!

Oh my god, Zack just asked me out! I’m clapping!

I’m Clapping by Saculcm June 13, 2018

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iclap

Clapping, producing sound for applause or other purposes

tan: hey sin why are u iclap?

sin: FUCK YOU! what the hell are u talking about

iclap by XerxesBreaK June 23, 2011

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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