i can has 

1: Lolcat slang for "Can I have?" First used in the expression "i can has cheezburger?" but obviously applicable to other situations.

2: The equivalent of #include in Lolcode.

1: Oh noes, the government is wiretapping me again. I can has new prezdent?

2: (I) CAN HAS STDIO?

i can has by Frankie1969 April 3, 2008

I can has cheezburger 

a website (icanhascheezburger.com) featuring many user-created images of lolcats, as well as other animals, like lolbunnys and lolruses (walruses). Most are images of animals, especially cats, with lolspeak captions.
Some running themes are: Lolrus' "bukkit," ceiling cat and basement cat, and other general mayhem.
I Can Has Cheezburger also has a spinoff site called "I Has A Hotdog," which features loldogs.

Caption on a picture of a very happy looking gray lolcat reads:
"I can has cheezburger???"

I can has cheezburger by Katinthehat1414 April 19, 2008

i can has cheezburger? 

An internet phrase from a picture of a lolcat with that caption (see icanhascheezburger.com). The picture is responsible for the site and its daily additions.

It's pretty stupid, but it can be used in certain situations (not many). Essentially, it has no purpose other than to be random.

- Dude, doesn't this look awesome?
- i can has cheezburger?
- No, you can't has cheezburger.

i can has cheezburger? by stikshift June 28, 2007

I can has a Cookie? 

The cute, adorable way of asking for a cookie (often used in lolcats). Or to some people, the annoying n00b meme.

Adorable Kitty: "I can has a Cookie? Pwease?"
You: "I made a cookie for you but I eated it. Sowwy."
Adorable Kitty: "So I can't has cookie?"
You: "No, you can't has cookie."

I can has a Cookie? by Kawaii6789 October 30, 2011

I can has cheese burger?

A saying used by n00bs looking to acquisition themselfs a tastey snax, most pr0bibly a ch33s3burg3r. This term can be used whilst at a WTFBBQ!!!!

" heyz im hungr3yz i want to has somethingz to eat at your WTFBBQ? , " I can has cheese burger? pretty plox?"

I can has cheese burger? by c|G SnEdZ October 20, 2008

Can I has a fries 

When Andy ask for fries but grammerly incorrectly

Can I has a fries????

Can I has a fries by Andyfries January 10, 2019

Can I has 

Is when n00bs in gaming asks to get something just spelling it differently

"Can I has gold?" - World of Warcraft

Can I has by fourzerotwo May 28, 2012