I can’t with you
I can’t with you by Ojitosrojitos March 28, 2020
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I can't with you
I can't with you by Rose420 August 23, 2017
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I can't with you • I can’t with you • i can’t bangs with you • i can't even with you • Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day • I can't do this with you right now. • I can't breathe with a mask on • I can't go through with it • I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! • I can't
i can’t bangs with you
i can’t bangs with you by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018
i can’t bangs with you
i can’t bangs with you by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018
i can't even with you
Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).
1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
i can't even with you by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011
Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day
A cheating asshole.
Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018
I can't do this with you right now.
I can't do this with you right now. by Fogabolt October 11, 2019
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