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i'am just a boy

a very common saying to use as an excuse for almost anything.
teahcer: why didn't you do your homework?

You: I'AM JUST A BOY

Police officer: do you realize that you were going 85 miles an hour on a 45 road?

you: I'AM JUST A BOY
i'am just a boy by daguch May 21, 2011

I am just jerking your horse 

Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.
Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.

Thomas: Oh fuck!

*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*

Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.

Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. 

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

Can’t you tell that I am just a troll 

I’m just a clever, crafty troll.

Just like you guys hehehe.
Can’t you tell that I am just a troll

sometimes when i am talking to you (it's feels like you don't wanna talk to me and i am just pushing the talk )

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sometimes when i am talking to you (it's feels like you don't wanna talk to me and i am just pushing the talk )

No I am not just copy and pasting from YouTube

Fuck you Baldur's Gate guy and what are YOU doing? Are you just taking the meta narrative of MY thing writing a story around that? Jordan Peterson, Megyn Kelly, and Ben Shapiro collude to use the power of 'the ultimate brain' that they have enslaved for their own ends. Jordan Peterson has got DAME AYLIN imprisoned to make himself immortal. MY INITIALS. The two first merchants of the game? No? Because that look like that's what you did. The Dark Ugre? I would be quoting myself to say "Can you resist THE URGE?" AND the end of the Dark Urge is even a metacommentary on determinism. So that is CLEARLY a reference to me. I both wrote and AM the character. You did the same thing I did. And NO she can still be wrong to fuck him you piece of shit no that us not how that works.
Hym "No I am not just copy and pasting from YouTube. And to the extent that I am, I'm either doing it for clarity I the form of the definition of a word I'm going to riff on OR I'm doing it for ease where I'm copy and pasting MY OWN words to either move them around or transfer the from one box to the next OOOOR... OOOOR... I'm using some initial presupposition from there as either a starting point or evidence for the thing I want to talk about and it is WITHIN THE CONFINES of copyright law. There is an explicit carve-out for THE NEWS... Which is where I'm getting it. And to the extent that I'M NOT. It's from people who are peddling the same exact information as one another and citing the same studies. ACCORDING TO SUCHIR BALAJI (Who was whistleblower about AI NOT MEETING THE4 FACTOR CRITERIA FOR COPYRIGHT) WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS NOT. So that is MORE than just your shitty, useless book getting dumped in as training data. MY IDEAS WHERE THE GOOD ONES. THEIR IDEAS weren't even THEIR ideas. So no I am not doing that. Fuck you. What is good about the story is ME. And Baldur's Gate games are USUALLY real time games, right?"
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