I left

When something is so funny that you could just leave the room.
Usually spoken after hysterical laughter.
South Jersey slang.

After a moment of intense laughing, "I left!".

by 6Svart6Metallz6 March 30, 2010

i left

The opposite of "You right"

Person 1: dude I heard that January got cancelled from next year
Person 2: i left
Person 1: oh damn

by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022

I left it wet for you

A statement used by dudes who have sexual relations with attached women when the cuckold gets wind of the situation and the cuckold calls the player in question, promising revenge. Also a song by UGK from their album "Supertight" which explains it a lot better.

Dude: "Yo, you fucking my girl? When I see you, I'm killing yo' ass!"

Cold Mack:"Say Jack, don't hate the player, hate the game! By the way, I left it wet for you, trick!"

by A.C. Smooth December 31, 2010

i left my dick in the kitten

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night

Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten

by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017

I left my boots in the truck

An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.

Student- Im going to the bathroom
Mr Stiles- Ya ok i left my boots in the truck

by Lord Dryden May 22, 2008

I left my dog in a tree

When someone is ugly and you need a escape

"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*

by Cphill January 20, 2016

i left my wife

a Shit Posting Discord Sever that uses the N word And that im in
-White Lily Cookie on discord
And thanks for coming to my Ted talk ladies and gentelmen

Blackc and white people in the server:NAGA
Me:shitposting In I left My wife

by Chocolate da cat April 7, 2024