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I Eat Those 

It means your hits don't hurt or they taking them like a man.
Person 1: *Punches,kicks,and slaps* person 2
Person 2: I eat those.
Person 1: So my hits don't hurt?
Person 2: Nope!
I Eat Those by Shaeluh March 6, 2020

I eat ass. 

"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu
"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."

"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "
I eat ass. by The Allapaca August 15, 2016

i eat ass 

a way of saying that you would eat a specific persons anus for sexual desires
"i'll eat your ass"
"i eat ass bitch"

I eat poop for a living 

a person or a sussy baka imposter eat poop for money B)
Bob: Hey Tim long time no see! what do you do for a living?
Tim: I eat poop for a living

I Eat Those 

equivalent to "Rejected!" or to do something incredible.
1.) John went in for the three pointer but Brad smashed it out of range. He continued to yell "I EAT THOSE!!!"

2.) When Fred won the lottery he ate those.

i_eat_poopy

hes a mega chad that is handsome but also likes bbc on hot summer days
i_eat_poopy by pesko January 17, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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