Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick by tonyfamous November 2, 2011

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I’Laya • My dick is so hard I could lay a brick • ilaya • ilayaah • ilayahly • i • i love you • I'm fine... • i love you more • i-

ilayahly

Anyone who’s named ilayahly is very special. They are honest and energetic. There’s never a dull moment with an ilayahly. The room lights up whenever they walk in, and everyone smiles immediately. They are so fun to be around, and amazing as a friend or s/o. If you know an ilayahly, hold onto them, you’re never going to find anyone like them, they are unique, and people to forever cherish.

Everyone needs ilayahly in their lives.

ilayahly by Joiden239 November 21, 2021

ilayaah

Ilayaah is a beautiful funny and talented girl that people love to be around you will be lucky to have an ilayaah go out and find u on;-)

Ilayaah is very beautiful

ilayaah by Bre'a May 16, 2018

Ilaya

Ilaya is a beautiful, cute, nice, funny girl. She is the perfect girlfriend. She sometimes has pretty bad anger issues, but she mostly is lovely and likes to cuddle. She also went through hell and back, she is always there for her loved ones. She is trying to be a better person. She is also really emotional.

Ilaya is amazing, cute, pretty and beautiful.<3

Ilaya by rawr.dino November 21, 2021

ilaya

A smart cute female

ilaya is a sexy male

ilaya by ilaya May 5, 2021

Ilayas

Ilayas is the type of person who is intuitive,smart,kind and most definitely handsome. A person who is almost perfected to the fact all of the girls are not good enough for him. He’s a magnet to all the chicks, but if he doesn’t like you he’ll bin you off.

Does ilayas have a large wood? Yes he does

Ilayas by Karolina17 August 24, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026