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To be intoxicated beyond comprehension, stupefied by an alcoholic potion; helplessly inebriated
Jonathan: Want another Hennessy and Coke brother?

Brandon: Nah man, I'm wet and ready to start macking on these leeseys at the club and maybe take one back to the gates!
I'm Wet by J to da May September 19, 2009
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When you really think about it the action of being wet is always happening so if somebody say's "I'm wet" tell them YEA WE ARE ALL WET WE'RE MADE OUT OF 70% WATER
They fr just said "I'm wet" that doesn't even make any sense
I'm wet by FoxxyTheFox01 January 4, 2024

I’m wet 

What you say to your man when you are horny and you want some attention
Babe I’m wet.
Bet. Come thru
I’m wet by Duh.itz.me July 1, 2018

i’m wet asf 

when a girls cootchie cooch is aroused
*da baby post a photo*
girl:”i’m wet asf
i’m wet asf by imthatnigga February 16, 2020

Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck 

Crab names for a band fraternity by name of 5DP (5 deadly plagues). (They had to do the kappa donut to join)
Ballsweat: *talks*
Master Hightop Long Neck: Shut up ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

push my knees im just not wet yet 

a phrase often used by wild, drunk, country girls while being plugged by highschool linebackers when they cant seem to hit the right spot
ooh! ooh! yes! ooh! almost! oh, push my knees im just not wet yet!!!

imweturhot 

A word used to signify one's readiness to participate in the act of sexual intercourse
"Let's fuck"
"Wow random..."
"No. Imweturhot"
imweturhot by the epic taylar January 22, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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