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1) A very common, and sometimes aggravating response someone makes when you comment on how warm they are, or when you're trying to wake them up.

2) A triumphant cry of joy (or sometimes shock, maybe even both) when someone survives something that should've killed them on the spot either in real life or in gaming.

3) A reference to the popular Bee Gees song, Or Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive." May even be useful after hearing "Another One Bites The Dust."

4) Say this after experiencing nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation. Just DO ET.
1A) You: "Gee, Phil! Your hands are warm!"
"I'm alive, Moron."
"...Smartass."
1B) You: *Pokes your sleeping friend with a stick*

Friend: "I'm ALIVE, Adam."
You: "Darn.."

2) *Playing Left 4 Dead 2 and you fall off a building with no damage taken*

"I'm alive?! I'M ALIVE! YESS!!!"

4) *Experiences nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation * GOODNESS GRAPENESS I'M ALIVE!!
I'm Alive by Mou Hitotsu April 13, 2010

I'm alive but I'm dead 

Phrase that became popular from a tik tok audio by zwayy
Often used on looped audio with the person(s) in the tik tok acting alive and dead when respective words are said
Tik tok playing : "I'm alive but I'm dead ... I'm alive but I'm dead"

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead 

Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"
Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.

Suck my pussy lips I’m Alice Mccall 

A pertinent phrase to get across that you are a boss. General reserved for advanced female empowerment posturing.
“Hey, get down off the table...”
Suck my pussy lips I’m Alice Mccall!”

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They are my bestie and I love them poopy 😍😍😍😍😍👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Uhhh I love you imalivebutded
imalivebutded by Summer hani March 7, 2021

im trying to aliven’t 

Person- What are you doing?

Snowman (while over a fire)- im trying to aliven’t