I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead

Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"

Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.

by Ateaphobia June 27, 2016