I"ll Be Dipped In Shit ! 

This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.

Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !

Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !

I"ll Be Dipped In Shit ! by troubledemon December 4, 2009

Ill be dipped in shit

A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.

Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!

Ill be dipped in shit by jeepguy73 May 27, 2010

I'll be dipped in shit 

Redneck or hillbilly surprise. My dad used to say it when he was surprised!

Me: Dad, I got an A on my english test and I didn't even study.

My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!

I'll be dipped in shit by Scrappydoodle February 3, 2009

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log 

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022