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hyzer paradox 

The state in which band students are constantly playing their instruments yet never ready to play their instruments.
Students:
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*

Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.

Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?

Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.
hyzer paradox by The Nightfly October 24, 2019
Related Words
Hyzea Hydea hyeah hydeah Hygear Hypeaholic hyzer hyzer paradox Hyzia hydear

Hyneama-Noosh 

The expression "Hyneama-Noosh!" suggests to instantly disappear just as the legendary Halloween creature is known to do. The origin dates from "The Legend of the Hyneama-Noosh", which reveals the spooky antics of a clownish scarecrow, best known for smashing pumpkins, and having a talent for vanishing into thin air.
"You’d better "Hyneama-Noosh" and get the eggs I need to bake this cake!"

"Hyneama-Noosh!, Hyneama-Noosh!...What are you waiting for? Go!"

"Thanks for visiting. Now Hyneama-Noosh so I can have some peace and quiet tonight!"

hyzer paradox 

The state of being when young musicians are always playing their instrument but when they are starting to play music, they are not ready.
Conductor: students since you have all been playing let’s start playing our first price.
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox
hyzer paradox by KrakenTheJaken October 18, 2019
The same Meaning as the word "yeah" or "yes" but "Hyeah" is used to portray sarcasm or to take the piss as a joke. Also it can be said to mean a definite yes.
Bob: Want 100 pound for your birthday?
Joe: Hyeah!
Hyeah by Hyeah January 22, 2013
A disc golf and smoke shop located in Grand Rapids, MI. The name Hyzer's comes from the disc golf term Hyzer
My buddies stopped into Hyzers for a new 11-arm perculated ash-catcher and a couple of new and used discs!
Hyzers by Hans Grueber October 28, 2011
The tendancy for a golf disc to turn in it's natural direction. (left for a righty backhand, right for a lefty backhand)
Hey man, that dog-leg left is perfect for a natural hyzer shot.
hyzer by Ben Budd April 28, 2006