Psychedelic mushrooms, usually containing psilocybin. Most commonly encountered form is Psilocybe cubensis. Sold as "hydroponic shrooms" by unscrupulous dealers, not because they are grown hydroponically, because that'
s not
even possible, but because
ignorant weedtards will pay more money for them.
Mushroom grower: Want some shrooms?
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it'
s not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer:
Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but
people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there'
s no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It'
s just not possible, that'
s not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It'
s like asking for LP records in mp3 format.
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Later on in the day:
Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb
shit.
