oils 

a fat person, usually lazy.

"Oils never does anything."

"Mans, Oils is lazy. He won't go on walks with me."

"Oils is a bore, and a waste of time."

oils by TheOneandOnlyRealTT May 19, 2006

Oils 

Similar to Ooka, an Oils helps overcome symptoms of lethargy and increases total body strength and performance.

I’m still feeling very sluggish and docile, let’s see how well an Oils helps

Oils by gdabul July 11, 2020

oils incorporated 

A legion of fat people consisted of oils. The obese population in America. Also known as Oils Inc.

"Oils Incorporated is expanding in numbers."

oils incorporated by TheOneandOnlyRealTT May 19, 2006

essential oils 

What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.

Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.

Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!

Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?

Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.

Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.

Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.

essential oils by derpsderps February 12, 2019

Essential Oils 

Magical healing oils used by anti vaxxers

Karen: Did you get essential oils? I heard there's a covid outbreak in alabama
Me: fuck off karen

Essential Oils by OkayAndrew June 18, 2020

Essential Oils 

The holy grail that all Karens seek.

I dont give a fuck about your essential oils bullshit, I want some fucking drugs.

Essential Oils by .&:&3&83 December 17, 2019

I needed my oils wet 

To use in a situation where it's embarrassing, awkward or a problem that went downhill or regret and you should've coped with it.

I farted in front of my crush, yikes!
I needed my oils wet. get your stuff right

I needed my oils wet by Coco_heehee March 22, 2019