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Hydraulic 

An adjective used to describe something extremely cool and exciting. Similar to hydraulic cars in rap music videos that bounce up and down to a supercool, crazy-ass beat.
Yo son, that party last night was so hydraulic man! Fine-ass girls was EVERYWHERE...can't wait till the next one..!
Hydraulic by Willy Esco January 19, 2011

hydraulic press 

Maki: "lol Kokichi went smoosh under the hydraulic press XD"

Hydraulic Shit 

The type of shit you take after hitting the stall about one second before shitting your pants. You assault the bowl with a steamer that is of normal consistancy however the back pressure is so great that the turd is projected out at such great speed that no residue has time to stick to your cheeks and the use of toilet paper is not necessary. Very similar to the Carpenters Cut.
Man I feel hydraulic shit coming on, you better pull into that gas station before I shit my pants, I am already breaking out in a cold sweat!

Hydraulic Pressable 

Someone or something that possesses a pronounced visual quality of being easily flattenable or compressible under pressure, almost as if it could be effortlessly transformed into a flattened state.
Raul: You look quite Hydraulic Pressable today... 🤤🤤

Mortimer: *screams of the damned*

Hydraulic Sandwich 

Beer or ale. Used to replace a meal.
"We're going to stop at the pub tonight for a couple of hydraulic sandwiches after work."
Hydraulic Sandwich by BigMFJoe January 24, 2006

hydraulic tits 

When a girl squeezes her arms close together to make her breasts look larger usually in a picture.
Did you see kaylas hydraulic tits on her snapchat story?
hydraulic tits by -anomynous July 11, 2015