Definitions by BigMFJoe

wife 

The woman that you trash talk when talking to one's mistress.

My wife is a complete bitch, that's why I went somewhere else.

wife by bigMFJoe February 15, 2006

Hydraulic Sandwich 

Beer or ale. Used to replace a meal.

"We're going to stop at the pub tonight for a couple of hydraulic sandwiches after work."

Hydraulic Sandwich by BigMFJoe January 24, 2006