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An abbreviation for hovercraft, used particularly in the Matrix universe, including The Matrix Online.
Morpheus and gang hung out on the HvCFT Nebuchadnezzar... until it got blown to shit in Reloaded.

With the new truce between the Machines and Zion, the HvCFT Revenant was recommissioned upon Captain Foxxdie's request.
HvCFT by Steege July 25, 2008
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A term used by the MMORPG the matrix online that stands for hovercraft.
so and so from HvCFT blarg speaking, you have been blahblahblah.
HvCFT by t April 15, 2005
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Short for "Hack my cock for the long road". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.
Guy 1: HMCFTLR
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Hack my cock for the long road!
Guy 2: lmfao!
hmcftlr by oofman420xd January 7, 2021
Acronym for HOT MESS CLUSTER FUCK TRAFFIC SITUATION. When a person is vehicle trying desperately to get a point of destination but the traffic is gridlock. Can occur all times of day.
You: “Hey I just left work to meet you at the restaurant but I’m stuck in an HMCFTS.”

Friend: “I move the reservation to later time.”
HMCFTS by Madpotter Chicago March 5, 2023

YCFTLAD or HCFTLAD

“You can’t fuck that little as dog”. “He can’t fuck that little ass dog” Used when a girl is significantly smaller than her boyfriend. Reference from a TikTok video of a giant dog trying to jump a small one
“You’re 4’11: and your boyfriend is 6’3? YCFTLAD or HCFTLAD

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026