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A term used by the MMORPG the matrix online that stands for hovercraft.
so and so from HvCFT blarg speaking, you have been blahblahblah.
HvCFT by t April 15, 2005
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Short for "Hack my cock for the long road". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.
Guy 1: HMCFTLR
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Hack my cock for the long road!
Guy 2: lmfao!
hmcftlr by oofman420xd January 7, 2021
Acronym for HOT MESS CLUSTER FUCK TRAFFIC SITUATION. When a person is vehicle trying desperately to get a point of destination but the traffic is gridlock. Can occur all times of day.
You: “Hey I just left work to meet you at the restaurant but I’m stuck in an HMCFTS.”

Friend: “I move the reservation to later time.”
HMCFTS by Madpotter Chicago March 5, 2023

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026