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A term used by the MMORPG the matrix online that stands for hovercraft.
so and so from HvCFT blarg speaking, you have been blahblahblah.
HvCFT by t April 15, 2005
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Short for "Hack my cock for the long road". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.
Guy 1: HMCFTLR
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Hack my cock for the long road!
Guy 2: lmfao!
hmcftlr by oofman420xd January 7, 2021
Acronym for HOT MESS CLUSTER FUCK TRAFFIC SITUATION. When a person is vehicle trying desperately to get a point of destination but the traffic is gridlock. Can occur all times of day.
You: “Hey I just left work to meet you at the restaurant but I’m stuck in an HMCFTS.”

Friend: “I move the reservation to later time.”
HMCFTS by Madpotter Chicago March 5, 2023