Acronym for HOT MESS CLUSTER FUCK TRAFFIC SITUATION. When a person is vehicle trying desperately to get a point of destination but the traffic is gridlock. Can occur all times of day.
You: “Hey I just left work to meet you at the restaurant but I’m stuck in an HMCFTS.”
Friend: “I move the reservation to later time.”
Friend: “I move the reservation to later time.”
by Madpotter Chicago March 05, 2023
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