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Hurtball 

Is someone who's always broke, tries to front like their

somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars

or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.

They are always leaching off other people to live and owe

everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you

cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This

particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.

When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is

"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of

money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he

can sit around and be a hurtball.
That guy is a HURTball
Related Words
what you call a guy when something bad/funny/unfortunate happens to him.
Guy #1: "I just tried to get that girls number, but she rejected my ass......"
Guy #2: "HURTBOYYYYYYY"
hurtboy by ohwordswag August 1, 2011
Quit being a hurtbag and take some shots!
Hurtbag by Binford August 9, 2003

hurtbreak 

hurtbreak. noun. derived from heartbreak.

hurtbreak is the type of feeling when hurt usually caused by heartbreak becomes unbearable in an instant and you just need to get away in time and place and have a break from it all.
I can‘t go on feeling this much hurt. Start the timemachine, I need to have a hurtbreak.
hurtbreak by feathertops October 7, 2022
When a man or mans is in a physical state of pain and can no longer endure the harsh environment he is in.
“You gotta get in the hurtbox Ducott!”
Hurtbox by Tristram Coffin May 3, 2018

hurtbreak 

hurtbreak (noun)

derived from heartbreak. when the hurt becomes unbearable in an instant and you need a break from it. either by escaping in time or in place, or (best) both.
"start the time machine. I need to escape to another time and another place. I need a hurtbreak from it all."
hurtbreak by feathertops September 23, 2022