Humping Monkey

Lesbians who actually scissor

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake

by Numpty April 12, 2020

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

Monkey humping a football

Energetic action by one or a group of people with ineffective results. A metaphore for exuberant incompetance.

That newbie project manager looked like a monkey humping a football everytime something went wrong on the project.

by Joyful Monkey May 7, 2009

humping the monkey

Two people have sex are humping the monkey

I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.

by erotica69 September 16, 2005

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004