Humping Monkey
Humping Monkey by Numpty April 12, 2020
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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus
Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
Monkey humping a football
Energetic action by one or a group of people with ineffective results. A metaphore for exuberant incompetance.
That newbie project manager looked like a monkey humping a football everytime something went wrong on the project.
Monkey humping a football by Joyful Monkey May 7, 2009
humping the monkey
humping the monkey by erotica69 September 16, 2005
humping the stat monkey
A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
humping the stat monkey by Erock April 15, 2004