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Humfrey Pants
A fictional character invented and put in the yearbook who has his own Myspace and Facebook accounts.
An obese teenage boy who is socially awkward and looks like his grandmother dresses him. Oftentimes, he lives with his grandmother, and his live revolves around her, even though she hates him.
An obese teenage boy who is socially awkward and looks like his grandmother dresses him. Oftentimes, he lives with his grandmother, and his live revolves around her, even though she hates him.
Kid #1: You see that guy over there?
Kid #2: Yeah, I talked to him once. He's weird.
Kid #1: It looks like his grandma dresses him.
Kid #2: Duh, he's a Humfrey Pants.
Kid #1: Oh, that makes sense.
Kid #2: Yeah, I talked to him once. He's weird.
Kid #1: It looks like his grandma dresses him.
Kid #2: Duh, he's a Humfrey Pants.
Kid #1: Oh, that makes sense.
Humfrey Pants by Gotta Luv It November 22, 2009
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jenny humprey
A character from the show gossip girl. Although she once started off as a sweet fashion designer, as the show progresses she turns into a boyfriend stealer, scheming wannabe and goth princess gone wrong.
A: Have you watched gossip girl lately?
B: Yeah, I can’t believe Jenny humprey thinks she has a chance with nate archibald
B: Yeah, I can’t believe Jenny humprey thinks she has a chance with nate archibald
jenny humprey by yepthisisme May 23, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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