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A fictional character invented and put in the yearbook who has his own Myspace and Facebook accounts.

An obese teenage boy who is socially awkward and looks like his grandmother dresses him. Oftentimes, he lives with his grandmother, and his live revolves around her, even though she hates him.
Kid #1: You see that guy over there?
Kid #2: Yeah, I talked to him once. He's weird.
Kid #1: It looks like his grandma dresses him.
Kid #2: Duh, he's a Humfrey Pants.
Kid #1: Oh, that makes sense.
by Gotta Luv It November 22, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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