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Humblecock

hum-ble-cock / h^m bel kok/ n. 1 a quietly confident individual who does not brag or otherwise flaunt his successes 2 one who chooses to forgo arrogance in favor of modesty
A Humblecock would be an individual, both male and female, that has been successful in their walk of life but chooses not to flaunt it, brag about it or put on displays or arrogance. This could be in professional sports, business, entertainment or any other celebrity. He or she portrays it in a subtle, not obnoxious, way. The cock portion of humble is because they could be the leader in their group, sport, business or life.
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by Humblecock1 October 14, 2009
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Humblejack

Lowering expectations to make yourself seem more humble when you do succeed by complaining about how bad you are.
Grey: I wish I had a couple more years to edit this video and do more research. It is so terrible.
Brady: Stop humblejacking, we all know everybody will love it.
by Pop2323pop September 7, 2014
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Humblejacking

Simultaneously freebooting someone else's video, claiming it for your own, while also humblebragging about its greatness.
Random Person 1: Man, my video about the American Empire only has 1.4 million views. How frustrating.
Random Person 2: 1.4 million views is awesome, and it's not even your video! It's CGP Grey's! Stop humblejacking, you chump.
by Boondoggy July 16, 2014
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humblefucking

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.
The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021
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Hobblecocker

Someone who rides too much dick and in result hobbles to get around.
Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.
by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016
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Bumblecocksucker

A bumblebee that's acting like a dick
i tried to swat it away, but it was one of those huge bumblecocksuckers!
by The Real Fast Eddy May 3, 2011
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tumblecock

A rolling ball of cock. Used as an insult. When someone is beyond just a cock, they are so much cock that it can't stay in one place.

To use the word and the idea best, you need to just yell the word into the face of the tumblecock.
"Bob is a tumblecock!"
"Yea he is, watch this" *walks over to Bob and leans into his face* "TUMBLECOCK!"
by Bk0 May 9, 2006
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