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Humblecock 

hum-ble-cock / h^m bel kok/ n. 1 a quietly confident individual who does not brag or otherwise flaunt his successes 2 one who chooses to forgo arrogance in favor of modesty
A Humblecock would be an individual, both male and female, that has been successful in their walk of life but chooses not to flaunt it, brag about it or put on displays or arrogance. This could be in professional sports, business, entertainment or any other celebrity. He or she portrays it in a subtle, not obnoxious, way. The cock portion of humble is because they could be the leader in their group, sport, business or life.
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Humblecock by Humblecock1 October 14, 2009
Words you can keep

Humblejack 

Lowering expectations to make yourself seem more humble when you do succeed by complaining about how bad you are.
Grey: I wish I had a couple more years to edit this video and do more research. It is so terrible.
Brady: Stop humblejacking, we all know everybody will love it.
Humblejack by Pop2323pop September 7, 2014

Humblejacking 

Simultaneously freebooting someone else's video, claiming it for your own, while also humblebragging about its greatness.
Random Person 1: Man, my video about the American Empire only has 1.4 million views. How frustrating.
Random Person 2: 1.4 million views is awesome, and it's not even your video! It's CGP Grey's! Stop humblejacking, you chump.
Humblejacking by Boondoggy July 16, 2014

humblefucking 

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.
The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!

Hobblecocker 

Someone who rides too much dick and in result hobbles to get around.
Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.
Hobblecocker by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016

Bumblecocksucker 

A bumblebee that's acting like a dick
i tried to swat it away, but it was one of those huge bumblecocksuckers!

tumblecock 

A rolling ball of cock. Used as an insult. When someone is beyond just a cock, they are so much cock that it can't stay in one place.

To use the word and the idea best, you need to just yell the word into the face of the tumblecock.
"Bob is a tumblecock!"
"Yea he is, watch this" *walks over to Bob and leans into his face* "TUMBLECOCK!"
tumblecock by Bk0 May 9, 2006
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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