humblecracker 

Hard working white man

A humblecracker who works and comes home an beats his wife and repeat.

humblecracker by Littlebitt May 20, 2022

Humplecracken 

A Mythical dragon like beast that lives under your bed, munches on biscuit crumbs and has a tiny penis.

"There's crumbs in the bed again"

"Must have been the humplecracken"

Humplecracken by Insideoutgirl May 8, 2009