humane

A narcissistic term used to described humans' perceptions of themselves. Can be used Ironically.
Nothing says "humane leadership" like Stalin's iron regime.
by BlueT October 01, 2017
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humane

An alternative spelling for the word human, allegedly used by dogs as some members of the species Canis Lupus mistakenly adopted this spelling from an organization named the Humane Society, with which the said species historically had positive relations.
Human: Do you want to go for a walk?
Dog: Yes, yes, humane, I needs to poo. Lemme out!
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humane

characterized by an unfaltering need to support indoctrination without respect to logic, fairness, or utility
Your church's humane treatment of children and gays has left them both seeking another church's program for behavioural modification in order to return them to their humane principles.
by nerfquark April 09, 2009
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humane

anything done, thought about, or pertaining to humans
slavery is humane, yet unethical.
by poopoo1000 March 02, 2005
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Humanity

The thing you've lost faith in
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humans

The doom of this planet.
"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."
by Crapper McGee March 28, 2004
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human

A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.
Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyne else if it serves their purpose.
Suffers from a severe superiority complex.
Look at me dad, i am crawling into space. I am only just here because it has taken me this lng to get enough money because of rules i created. Whoops, said too much!!
by Chacotay September 07, 2003
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