humane

A narcissistic term used to described humans' perceptions of themselves. Can be used Ironically.

Nothing says "humane leadership" like Stalin's iron regime.

by BlueT September 30, 2017

humane

An alternative spelling for the word human, allegedly used by dogs as some members of the species Canis Lupus mistakenly adopted this spelling from an organization named the Humane Society, with which the said species historically had positive relations.

Human: Do you want to go for a walk?
Dog: Yes, yes, humane, I needs to poo. Lemme out!

by Avisottda April 22, 2017

humane

characterized by an unfaltering need to support indoctrination without respect to logic, fairness, or utility

Your church's humane treatment of children and gays has left them both seeking another church's program for behavioural modification in order to return them to their humane principles.

by nerfquark April 9, 2009

humane

anything done, thought about, or pertaining to humans

slavery is humane, yet unethical.

by poopoo1000 May 13, 2005

Humanity

The thing you've lost faith in

Sigh.... I've lost all faith in humanity

by psuedonymoys June 28, 2017

humans

The doom of this planet.

"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

human

A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.
Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyne else if it serves their purpose.
Suffers from a severe superiority complex.

Look at me dad, i am crawling into space. I am only just here because it has taken me this lng to get enough money because of rules i created. Whoops, said too much!!

by Chacotay September 7, 2003